Top Ten Rejected Happy Cow Promotional Ideas
10. Call the drive into the church ‘Veggie Burger’ Drive
9. Replace the donkey in the children’s Christmas program with a cow
8. Ring a cow bell to round up people for potluck
7. Paint the church walls in giant black and white polka dots
6. Have Wham scented bulletins
5. Have giant Vega-Link mascots take up the offering
4. Play hide the Prosage Roll at the church retreat
3. Place Stripple scented air fresheners in the restrooms
2. Replace the steeple with a giant, inflatable cow
1. Greet church members with a hug & friendly ‘moo’ instead of hi
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